Take THE SMUT QUIZ!

Answer these 5 questions, and we’ll match you to your personalized assigned smut. Read a single passage (yes, literally one scene, not a whole book) and let your brain/body catch up.

 

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When I say 2025 felt like 365 days of the WORST period, I’m not even slightly exaggerating.